National Day Eve
Happy National Day Singapore, never notice the country so fast 40 years already. I have never been a particular nation-loving citizen and I believe I will be the first few who "siam" (Dodge, not Thailand!) if any bomb goes off. Choy choy! Pui Pui! So the farking terrorists please hor, "siam" far far ok? Hell is a nice place, a little warm thou but im sure you KuKu Cheows are already used to the heat.
Yesterday night went singing with Terence. New place, never go before, so try lor. Go there, nearly faint. I change my statement about the "new place". I mean the interior looks very nice and its very spacious, big pool table, huge projector screen, nice sound system. But the crowd i tell you, combined age of like 100,000 years old! Freaking scary lor, how many lao uncles and over-the-hill bengs can you squeeze into one place? Apparently alot. And the women with them are either lao aunties or girls who look too young to be with those uncles. Super mis-match. I dont knw whether to laugh or cry. Best of all got one aunty wearing a T-shirt with FREAKING FLASHING LIGHTS! Heart-shaped somemore! Thank God towards the end of the night either battery flat or she somehow switched the thing off. Wah Lau eh!
The moment you go in you can see very obvious, we are the 2 youngest guys there. The ah peks were happily singing their oldies, drinking their "Mar-Te" (Martell) and "sianing" their female companions who look like their nieces. And very obvious these ah peks are very popular with the management, i noticed that they drink their "Mar-Te" from nice ball glasses, the mixers and ice bucket always full and the waitresses always there. Talk about spending power! I would like the see the looks on their faces when their wives find out where they have been spending their National Day Eve. Office gathering my ass! Even if they order beer, its Carlsberg (Probably the best beer in the world) by the way, they get the nice nice glasses with the stylo-milo design and everything. What do the 2 young dudes get? Freaking Mugs! Those that you kena whack on the head can die one... the glass like 1 inch think, bloody heavy and damn unglam! Think i must go back 20 years later then can get a nice nice glass with my alcohol! Wah Lau eh!
Then this guy in his mid-30's must be pissed at the girl he got (KNN even he was drinking Mar-Te form the nice glasses). Punch the chair, walk in walk out kao-beh-kao-bu. Hello? Shirt and pants leh! His friends see already also sian. Then the girl and her "mummy" friend also walk in walk out like see beah stressed, maybe becos they know tonight no tips for them le. Best part, the guy act tough, walk past our table, tripped and "one-times-superman" in front of us, Terence had to help him up! Hahaha! Super Drama! Better than "Just For Laughs".
Happening place considering most of them have like 1 foot in the grave. Am i going there again? You tell me lor...
Yesterday night went singing with Terence. New place, never go before, so try lor. Go there, nearly faint. I change my statement about the "new place". I mean the interior looks very nice and its very spacious, big pool table, huge projector screen, nice sound system. But the crowd i tell you, combined age of like 100,000 years old! Freaking scary lor, how many lao uncles and over-the-hill bengs can you squeeze into one place? Apparently alot. And the women with them are either lao aunties or girls who look too young to be with those uncles. Super mis-match. I dont knw whether to laugh or cry. Best of all got one aunty wearing a T-shirt with FREAKING FLASHING LIGHTS! Heart-shaped somemore! Thank God towards the end of the night either battery flat or she somehow switched the thing off. Wah Lau eh!
The moment you go in you can see very obvious, we are the 2 youngest guys there. The ah peks were happily singing their oldies, drinking their "Mar-Te" (Martell) and "sianing" their female companions who look like their nieces. And very obvious these ah peks are very popular with the management, i noticed that they drink their "Mar-Te" from nice ball glasses, the mixers and ice bucket always full and the waitresses always there. Talk about spending power! I would like the see the looks on their faces when their wives find out where they have been spending their National Day Eve. Office gathering my ass! Even if they order beer, its Carlsberg (Probably the best beer in the world) by the way, they get the nice nice glasses with the stylo-milo design and everything. What do the 2 young dudes get? Freaking Mugs! Those that you kena whack on the head can die one... the glass like 1 inch think, bloody heavy and damn unglam! Think i must go back 20 years later then can get a nice nice glass with my alcohol! Wah Lau eh!
Then this guy in his mid-30's must be pissed at the girl he got (KNN even he was drinking Mar-Te form the nice glasses). Punch the chair, walk in walk out kao-beh-kao-bu. Hello? Shirt and pants leh! His friends see already also sian. Then the girl and her "mummy" friend also walk in walk out like see beah stressed, maybe becos they know tonight no tips for them le. Best part, the guy act tough, walk past our table, tripped and "one-times-superman" in front of us, Terence had to help him up! Hahaha! Super Drama! Better than "Just For Laughs".
Happening place considering most of them have like 1 foot in the grave. Am i going there again? You tell me lor...
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Saturday, November 19, 2005
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