Drift & Burn 365

Me and a friend are currently playing this free online racing game.

http://www.shockwave.com/gamelanding/driftnburn365.jsp

The objective is simple, to race to win all 50 cars, which is updated everyday at 3pm Singapore time.

One fine day i was out buying lunch and guess what i saw?

YYLO!

Maciam Initial-D!

Le Orange!

The Force, you shall need...

My theme song

Ke Lian De Siao Dee – Robin’s theme song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RLSPl2Papo&mode=related&search=

I wish to be with you
We'll make a perfect pairing
All the feelings I expressed for you
You treat it as if I'm farting

Everyday I wish to see you
All you ever do is avoid me
The days I'm thinking of you
Everyday I is constipate

Oh.... Pitiful little brudder
Why no one loves you
Oh.... Pitiful little brudder
Don't lose control of your feelings
Oh.... Pitiful little brudder
Why no one console you
Oh.... Pitiful little brudder
Leave all your troubles in, the loo...

Want to sing a song for you
You said "Shut up! Robin!"
The letters I have written for you
Are all now in the dustbin

You have no loving heart
Refuse to cheer up my lil'brudder
Now I'm going to show you
My lil'brudder's power

Oh.... Pitiful little brudder
Why no one loves you
Oh.... Pitiful little brudder
Don't lose control of your feelings
Oh.... Pitiful little brudder
Why no one console you
Oh.... Pitiful little brudder
Leave all your troubles in, the loo...

Why i is have no girlfriend

Of all the questions my friends can ask me, they ask me this....

Better go see doctor...

Song for my beloved(s)

(Sung to the tune of "Spanish Eyes")

Brown Chinese eyes,

Fake lashes are falling from your Chinese eyes,

Please, please don't whine,

I’m drink’in Tiger beer not Chinese wine,

Soon I'll return,

Bringing you all the cash your purse can hold,

Please say "Xie Xie",

Say you and your Chinese eyes will wait for me.


Brown Chinese eyes,

Prettiest eyes in all of P.R.C.

Brown Chinese eyes,

Kiss me again before you butterfly,

Soon you’ll tell me,

That you need money for your sick Mummy,

Please say "Qin Ai",

Say you and your Chinese eyes will wait for me


Soon you must go,

Bringing with you all of my hard earned cash,

Please say "Shuai Ge",

Say you and your Chinese eyes will wait for me,

Say you and your Chinese eyes will wait for me,

Say you and your Chinese eyes will wait for me.

Funnier when drunk

Made this with the help of 2 friends...

Guess what song

Woman(To herself): "Damn! What does a girl have to do to get laid around here? Been drivin aimlessly for freak'in ages here! Still no sight of a hunky hitchhiker... ... Oh look! There's one!"

Boy(To himself): "Of all the God damned days i chose to leave the house without my umbrella and coat! Fuck'in pouring cats and dogs and whatever four-legged freaks here, how the hell am i gonna get home?"

Woman: "Hey handsome! Wanna ride?"

Boy: "Sure thanks." (To himself) "Smile boy... just play it cool..."

Woman: "I'm not gonna ask you your name." (To herself) "I'm so gonna get laid!"

Boy: "Me neither."

Woman: "I don't believe i'm telling you this, i'm kinda in a horny fix right now, mindless fuck?"

Boy: "Alright bitch! Anything to get out of these clothes man!"

(Woman drives to a hotel)

Woman: "Tommy, i need a room, my usual suite will do."

Tommy: "Very well Madam..."

Boy: "Wow, you regular here?"

Woman: "Kind'a."

Boy: "Erm... okay."

(In the hotel room)

Woman & Boy: "Abrakadabra!"

Woman: "Pick a card, any card..."

Boy: "I have here 3 balls and 3 cups..."

Woman: "Think of a number between 1 and 100..."

Boy: "I will attempt to saw my beautiful assistant in half..."

Woman: "Here she comes! Oh... oh... God! You brought out another one! I think i'll call that one Suzie!"

Boy: "Do all your friends name their orgasms?"

Woman: "Oh... oh... oh... only... me...."

Boy: "That was easy! Kewl!"

(The morning after)

Boy: "Darling... can you get us some breakfast in bed? Darling?" (Sees a note on the table, reads out the content) "I am the flower, you are the seed. We walked in the garden... What the fuck?! You crazy poet bitch! You better pray you paid for this room! And who the fuck wants to live in your sick memory!?!"

(Some time later, they meet on the streets)

Boy: "Holy fuck! Shakes-Slut! It's you!"

Woman: "You looked surprised."

Boy: "How many people you know can see their own eyes?"

Woman: "Go figure."

Boy: "So, wanna you know... get together sometime?"

Woman: "Sorry, i'm in love with someone else."

Boy: "He good to you?"

Woman: "He's alright, but i don't get to think of so many names at night."

Boy: "Life sucks yah."

Woman: "Like a nuclear powered vacuum..."

Boy: "Oh well, see'ya around."

Woman: "You too boy..."