Lonelyville Application

LONELYVILLE
Application Form

1. Name: _______________ Age: ______________

2. Status:

□ Single [Please Proceed to Question 3]

□ In a Relationship [Please Proceed to Question 9!]

□ It’s Complicated [Make Up Your Mind, Try Question 5!]

3. Reasons for Answer in Question 2
□ I’m Plain Fucking Ugly
□ Was Ditched
□ Was a Bastard to Someone Nice / Did a “Shawn”
□ Others: __________________

4. How long do you plan to stay in Lonelyville?
□ Until “THE ONE” comes along
□ Until I Get Plastic Surgery
□ Until They Find Osama Bin Laden
□ 4-Ever n Ever!

5. Who would you vote for as President of Lonelyville?
□ Shawn Yap Tian Leong
□ Santa Claus

6. What is your opinion on a place like Lonelyville?
□ It Rocks!
□ It Stinks!
□ It Provides a Home for Broken Hearts
□ What is an Opinion?

7. What are you willing to sell to be a citizen of Lonelyville?
□ My Backside
□ My Soul
□ My Entire Collection of 5566 CDs
□ My Personal Porn Library

8. In NO MORE THAN 10 words, tell us why you should be a Lonelyvillian?
____________________________________________________________

9. There is no Question 9, in fact, you just wasted your time, my time and killed an innocent tree by declaring your status as “In a Relationship”. As your punishment, you shall be dragged out, shot in the head, and buried next to the cretins who blog about their mundane daily activities whom happen to be buried next to the morons who leave brainless comments on other blogs. Have a nice life, thank you.