"Wooh! I'm 1st!"

Ever come across a rather popular blog or website and when you click the "Comments" section, you see this => "Wooh! I'm 1st!"

I mean what the fuck?! What's the big deal? Is this some kind of sick, twisted game that these people play? To see who is first to leave a comment? To declare to the world that they arrived at the website before anyone else? To me, it only means one thing, that they have nothing better to do with their life than to check websites every 5 seconds for updates. At least fucking say something meaningful for God's sake! Freaking best of all, i've seen "2nd also not bad" as a comment. What the fuck! That's even more lame than the first one! These jokers should not be allowed Internet access. In fact these cretins (Wah! New insult word!) should be dragged out and shot repeatly in the head because one bullet could hardly penetrate their thick skulls. AND these idiots shall be buried next to jokers whose blogs are about their daily activities*.

If you are one of the above mentioned kind, slowly step away from your computer, find the nearest window, and jump out of it. More air for everybody once you're gone.

*Activities include/not limited to:
1. Eating
2. Sleeping
3. SMS-ing
4. Talking to your boy/girlfriend

Merry Christmas Everyone!