Don't Lie...

The Black Eyed Peas song keeps playing back and forth in my head...
Gorgeous Fergie goes... "No, no, no, no! Baby no, no, no, no! Don't lie..."

A friend of mine recently admitted that he has been blatantly lying to his girlfriend about his whereabouts because he feels she's a tad too "sticky". By my own judgment, i feel the girl is taking the term "being together" to never-before-seen levels and i pity my poor friend for his apparent suffering. Then again maybe not.

I totally disagree with the practice of "meeting for the sake of meeting" and i feel that people who do that are abso-freaking-lute morons but hey, haven't we all been through that phase in our life before? You know, when you are so head-over-heels in love with someone that all you ever wanted to do was to spend time with them, regardless of what you do when you are together. I mean i'm talking about teens here yah.

Okay, back to the topic, i can understand if people lie about their location or who they are with because they want to hide from their over-zealous partners but please don't drag your friends into this little white lie of yours. Here's an example...

Over-zealous partner: "Hello. Where you? Wana meet?" (Poor English Inherent From Source)

White Liar: "Erm.. i'm at Insert Location with Insert Buddy's Name"

Over-zealous partner: "Huh, i thought you end at nine?"

White Liar: "Oh, Insert Buddy's Name got some problems, needs companion."

Over-zealous partner: "I go there meet you?"

White Liar: "Better not..."

Over-zealous partner: "Really ah? Orh..."

Over-zealous finally hangs up after confirming for the 18th time that it was REALLY not convenient for them to meet. White Liar heaves a heavy sigh of relief, and proceeds to watch a movie with Buddy. Mind you, this is not an affair, White Liar and Buddy same gender, White Liar is definitely not gay, thou i can't confirm Buddy's sexual preference.

Next day, a guilt stricken White Liar tells everyone that he has been lying to Over-zealous, and not for the first time. Everyone condemns White Liar and says that he's going to hell, everyone except me of course. Being the mature guy that i am, i didn't condemn him straight away, instead i fucked him upside down for dragging his Buddy into the picture.

"You want to die go die alone lah! If this continues, Over-zealous will end up hating all your friends. Today you lie about being with Buddy, tomorrow it will be Brudder, day after is Ah-Bang, until you finally use up all your friends' names and you are forced to recycle! What will Over-zealous think of your friends then?"

Make sense? Oh God i'm one self-righteous dude...