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Kaoz, my mind is so a blank now that i'm tempted to tell you about my first day of attachment at ADT Security Services (training), what i had for lunch (rice, potatoes, bittergourd & chicken wings) and who sms-ed me today (Jas, Terence & Sherlyn).

Fuck me! Bear with it a few days people, soon, when i start making cold calls and calls to customers who have terminated their accounts with ADT, you will get the juicy stuff about the interesting (vulgar) conversations which i will be involved in...

In the meantime, i'm wrecking my brain to link a male arboreal Australian eucalyptus leaf-eating marsupial's testicles to the captial city of our "We cut your water!" neighbours, and hopefully make a lame "What do you get when you cross a _____ with a _____?" joke.

Help anyone?

p/s: Answer found in comments section