Cockroaches!

Dont know whether it's Payday or what for the fucking cockroaches, everyone who you never see in a million years all chiong to my work place. Like some cockroach-mass-orgy like that, somemore it's a 2 day super orgy, all the Gan Pua Ji Teah difficult to serve motherfuckers all decend on us.

Favourite group, "We-cannot-drink-promotional-beer-cos-we-will-get-headache". Those messy cheebye bastards dont know know the last 6 months go where, then suddenly appear out of nowhere. Must be they finally clear their horse and soccer debt after fucking 6 months of OT (Over-Time), KPT (Ko-Pi-Tiam cheap beer) and PCC (Pah-Chew-Cheng, cos no money go Geylang) then got money to make us suffer.

First incident already made me damn Too Lan, we tell them our promotion for bottled beer, they help us do marketing research (Maybe because they have 2,900 researchers) by changing our beer promotion. Then when i serve the 2 motherfuckers, one of them say cannot drink because must eat first, so he ask for iced water. When i politely refused, he straight away approach my boss and said "Eh, take one ice water also cannot? Must eat first then can drink mah..." I fuck you understand! If you must eat first then can drink then what makes you think you can drink iced water before you eat? Still got drink what! Of cos in the end Lan Lan must give...

When the main-body finally arrived, the whole pub turn into their house. There was an on-going "Pool lecture" conducted by Miss Attention Seeker (Right Terry?). She was teaching all her friends how to play pool at our table. Theory first, then practical, very systematic. Eh, Slut! You want to teach people how to play pool, you go open S.A.O.F.P. (Singapore Academy Of Fine Pool) lah! Or pay by-the-hour at a pool parlour lah! Dont come here, "Loong" $2 and teach people how to play pool. Use hand to tahan the balls somemore (Tahan meaning to prevent the balls from going into the holes), she must be some expert in handling "balls", especially when it comes to keeping the "balls" away from the "holes". After teaching for some time, she approached the counter and complained that the air-con was not cold enough, i looked at her and noticed that she was wearing a sweater over a tank top or something, i just smiled and thought to myself "Take off your stoopid sweater lah! Easier to "play balls" with less clothing on also mah."

After 4 freaking buckets of beer, we were running short of what they wanted. "Sorry Boss, we dont have enough Heineken, is Stella ok?" Wah lau eh, those Cheebyes hear the name Stella only is like Stella is some KTV gal or prostitute from Geylang who has given them some STD like Cauliflower KuKu Cheow or Sif-fi-lis or whatever! "No! Cannot take Stella, will have headache! Very Jia Lat" Eh fuck you lah, you tell me which beer you drink too much wont give you headache. Finally it was decided that they would take Tiger, i think it's because Tiger Balm is good for curing headache the next morning. Hahaha...

Finally when all the cockroaches are drunk and happy, ask for one round of iced water again, excuse given was that they have to drive. Dont tell me ALL of you drive yah, and dont tell me a little glass of water can help you pass a road block. Thirsty just admit, no money to buy beer just admit, dont dare to drink toilet water just admit. Of cos in the end Lan Lan must give...

Damn, where is a can of Ridsect when you really need one?