Disturbing

Apparently these are the Top 10 Network Searches in my Friendster Network.
Those in brackets are translations for my Non-Chinese friends.

1. romantic love songs
2. 跟女友做爱 (Follow girlfriend make love)
3. latest fashion for men
4. 姐夫出差了我和姐姐搞 (Brother-in-law working, me and sister "engage-in-some-family-fun")
5. free witchcraft love spells
6. 姐姐教弟弟做爱 (Sister teach brother make love)
7. love calculator
8. 短裙走光 (Short skirt "run light")
9. 女學生 做爱 (Girl students make love)
10. Hebe裸照 (Hebe naked photos)

Incidently, ALL the searches in Chinese are of pornographic nature, while the rest suggests the need for love. Does this imply that my network of friends consists of a whole bunch of sexually deprived Cheena dudes and another bunch of "KanTangs" who are trying their best to get laid?

The disturbing part is that elder sisters are mentioned in choices 4 and 6! Ladies, if you are Chinese, have a younger brother and your boyfriend/husband is away on work, please be careful, that little dick might be up to some mischief. Chances are 20% of the time, the little prick is thinking about screwing YOU, 20% of the time he's trying his luck with his girlfriend or other schoolgirls, and 20% of the time he's searching for "upskirt" or naked images on the Internet. Or you can pray hard (very hard) that he's into the latest fashion for men or romantic love songs.

By the way i'm an only child...