TGIF?

It's Friday already, all my pals who work normal office hours are going TGIF (Thank God It's Firday). I on the other hand, go OFIF (Oh Fuck It's Friday) cos Friday is usually the day you'll get to see a bartender sweat in an air-conditioned place!

Damn "Eng" so i decided to come up with my "Top 10 List" of Ah-Beng names!
10. Quah See Mee
9. Pah Buey Toh
8. Lin Lau Hia
7. Lin Lau Peh (No relation to No. 8)
6. Yan Dao Eh
5. Mah Bo Loh
4. Kay Tee Vee
3. Yeo Ah Yeo
2. Chao Ah Beng
And the Number 1 Ah Beng name is.......
1. Ah Boi...

Ah what the heck, lets do Ah Lian names as well...
10. Buay Gu Chi
9. Ai Pra Dah
8. Cheng Cher Nel
7. Gia El Vee
6. Lin Dua Ji
5. Lin Lao Bu
4. Mee Nee Khoon
3. Seow Char Boh
2. Chao Lian Huay
And the Number 1 Ah Lian name is.....
1. Ah Girl...