SMS Alerts Singaporeans will appreciate...

1. Carpark Aunty SMS Alert
***Dear Owner of vehicle no. SKY1234Z, our Global Positioning System has detected a Carpark Attendant within 20 meters of your vehicle. Please ensure that you have displayed a valid parking coupon, else please abandon your half-eaten bowl of Bar Chor Mee (No Ter Kua) and proceed immediately to your vehicle***

2. Loan Shark SMS Alert
***Dear Subscriber, Signal NOT clear. Our sensors have detected traces of red paint and pork remains near your residence. Please secure the front door and any windows facing the common corridor and pretend that no one is home***

30 seconds later... ...
***Reminder: Please settle your outstanding bill of $148.96 as soon as possible. XXX Telco reserves the rights to outsource our credit collection to the illegal debt collectors who are currently outside your door. If you have settled the outstanding amount, kindly ignore this message. We hope your mobile phone is on silent mode =P***

Abit tired to write somemore. Stay tuned for Part II...

PS: Feel free to contribute ideas, i will come up with the SMS contents.