SMS Alerts Singaporeans will appreciate (Part II)

For Ms. Khee, who wants to make a quick buck.

1. 4D Alert
***(Msg Ref: 9750)Dear Subscriber, a traffic accident has occured at the junction of Woodlands Dr 15 and Dr 17, in front of Blk 452, between Vehicle Numbers XXX3647X and YYY4188Y at 1458hrs. Kindly proceed to your nearest Singapore Pools Outlet and place bets for 4D Numbers 9750, 1517, 0452, 3647, 4188 and 1458 for Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday. Huat Ah!***

Disclaimer: Numbers are plucked from the sky and bears no reference to anything or anyone what-so-ever.

Also for Ms. Khee...
2. Investment Alert
***Dear Subscriber. Want to earn USD$500,000 in a month? All you need is a valid personal bank account and SGD$50,000! The Nigerian Investors Association will transfer funds to/fro Nigeria via your bank account for undisclosed business activities. Each transaction entitles you to earn up to USD$10,000! There are also attractive prizes to be won with the top prize of a pair of (No-Return) Air Tickets to Africa! To register, reply this SMS with your Name and Email Address. Successful applicants will receive a confirmation email and instructions on how to conduct fund transfers. Hurry, sign up NOW***


3. Wife Alert (Service available for Batam/Balai and other neighbouring islands)
***Dear Mr. Subscriber. Our Auto-Roaming Relay Station has detected your spouse's mobile signal on the island. Kindly cease all sexual (Natural/Unnatural) activities with your underaged service provider and take the earliest ferry home***

Back in Singapore,
***Thank you for using XXX Telco's Wife Alert Service. For our valued customers, we are introducing our latest service, Geylang Directory. Just text [Lorong Number] [space] [Geylang]to 4395264 whenever you are in Geylang for some "nightsnacks". XXX Telco will send you an SMS with information on all the "Dragon Ladies" within 10 Lorongs of your location. Now you never have to hunt high and low for them with the new Geylang Directory***