Friday, February 16, 2007

Mobile phone killed the newpaper star

Someone was browsing thru his list of mobile ring tones while "doing his business" at the toilet this morning.. So i decided to come up with the following...

Mobile Phone Killed the Newspaper Star

I read your “corantos” back in (Sixteen) Twenty Two
Because at that it was something really new.
If I wasn't born it didn't stop you coming through.
Oh-a oh

They took the credit for your ToTo and 4D,
Sent to our mobiles using SMS technology,
and now I understand the problems you can see.
Oh-a oh

I read your children
Oh-a oh
What did you tell them?

Mobile phone killed the newspaper star,
Mobile phone killed the newspaper star,
Ringtones came and broke your heart.
Oh-a-a-a oh

And now we meet in an abandoned wet market,
Where you are forced to wrap things such as a fish head,
And you remember when we bring you to shit.

Oh-a oh
You were the first one.
Oh-a oh
You were the last one.

Mobile phone killed the newspaper star,
Mobile phone killed the newspaper star,
In my mind and in my car, we can't reprint we've gone to far.

Oh-a-aho oh, Oh-a-aho oh

Mobile phone killed the newspaper star,
Mobile phone killed the newspaper star,
In my mind and in my car, we can't reprint we've gone to far,
Ringtones came and broke your heart, put the blame on No-Kee-Ah!

You are a newspaper star.
You are a newspaper star.
Mobile phone killed the newspaper star
Mobile phone killed the newspaper star,
Mobile phone killed the newspaper star,
Mobile phone killed the newspaper star,
Mobile phone killed the newspaper star. (You are… newspaper star.)

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

good job.

slow day at work?

3:44 pm  

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