Soccer Commentary
I wonder if those guys could keep a straight face when saying this...
The Long and Short of it.
"(Shane) Long [Reading] plays it short."
Similarly... "(Craig) Short [Sheff Utd] plays it long."
"(Shane) Long plays it straight to (Craig) Short."
Big or Small?
"(Glen) Little [Reading] with a towering header!"
Which Ball?
"(Micheal) Ball [Man City] stands over the ball."
Bent it like...
"(Marcus/Darren) Bent will have to bend it around the wall for this free kick."
What bridge was falling down?
"(Wayne) Bridge scores his first goal at the (Stamford) Bridge!"
Privates.
"(Paul) Dickov [Man City] almost tore the opponent's dick off!"
And you give, and you give, and you give.
"And (Shay) Given and given away a senseless penalty!"
Need i say more?
(Nicky) Butt
(Jay) DeMerit
(Dan) Shittu
The Long and Short of it.
"(Shane) Long [Reading] plays it short."
Similarly... "(Craig) Short [Sheff Utd] plays it long."
"(Shane) Long plays it straight to (Craig) Short."
Big or Small?
"(Glen) Little [Reading] with a towering header!"
Which Ball?
"(Micheal) Ball [Man City] stands over the ball."
Bent it like...
"(Marcus/Darren) Bent will have to bend it around the wall for this free kick."
What bridge was falling down?
"(Wayne) Bridge scores his first goal at the (Stamford) Bridge!"
Privates.
"(Paul) Dickov [Man City] almost tore the opponent's dick off!"
And you give, and you give, and you give.
"And (Shay) Given and given away a senseless penalty!"
Need i say more?
(Nicky) Butt
(Jay) DeMerit
(Dan) Shittu
posted by Yapster at
Monday, February 12, 2007
3 Comments:
luckily he's gone to mls. otherwise: "youri djorkaeff takes aim and shoots into the gaping goal mouth"
how many slippery/dribbling seaman jokes can you make?
"dunga leaves kaka all over the field"
"Seaman hits the deck and spills the ball to djorkaeff, who takes aim and shoots into seaman's gaping goal mouth"
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