Tell me something i DON'T know

Today Lim Peh kena lectured by someone on MSN...

"... 27 already, that's because you are too choosy ..."

"... always think too much, you are not looking for someone whom you like, you are looking for someone who suits your lifestyle ..."

"... dare not take risk, spend too long looking, by then people are attached ..."

"... finding a companion, not a life partner ..."

" ... match-making service ..."

PLEASE, tell me something i DON'T know! Like why do some cretins chase every skirt they see? Or why some like to get hitched WAY before they are emotionally or financially ready? Or why some of you like to reproduce at the rate of mutant hamsters?

Saw this loser propose to his totally hot girlfriend on national television and guess what? She agreed... ...after rejecting his first proposal some time ago. Ah, the beauty of media pressure.

"We are going to calm our feelings down and plan for our ROM!" exclaimed an over excited King Loser, before planting his slimy lips on the poor girl, who had her eyes open the whole 3 seconds. (Ladies and Gentle, and the nominees for Most Wooden Screen Kiss are...)

Noooooooooooooooooooo you moron! Ride the high! Get a room and start making babies before you girlfriend comes to her senses and realises she's been scammed and decides to back out, off-air of course. You have a good few hours before the effect wears off.

You sick bastard!