Thursday, May 17, 2007

Guess what song

Woman(To herself): "Damn! What does a girl have to do to get laid around here? Been drivin aimlessly for freak'in ages here! Still no sight of a hunky hitchhiker... ... Oh look! There's one!"

Boy(To himself): "Of all the God damned days i chose to leave the house without my umbrella and coat! Fuck'in pouring cats and dogs and whatever four-legged freaks here, how the hell am i gonna get home?"

Woman: "Hey handsome! Wanna ride?"

Boy: "Sure thanks." (To himself) "Smile boy... just play it cool..."

Woman: "I'm not gonna ask you your name." (To herself) "I'm so gonna get laid!"

Boy: "Me neither."

Woman: "I don't believe i'm telling you this, i'm kinda in a horny fix right now, mindless fuck?"

Boy: "Alright bitch! Anything to get out of these clothes man!"

(Woman drives to a hotel)

Woman: "Tommy, i need a room, my usual suite will do."

Tommy: "Very well Madam..."

Boy: "Wow, you regular here?"

Woman: "Kind'a."

Boy: "Erm... okay."

(In the hotel room)

Woman & Boy: "Abrakadabra!"

Woman: "Pick a card, any card..."

Boy: "I have here 3 balls and 3 cups..."

Woman: "Think of a number between 1 and 100..."

Boy: "I will attempt to saw my beautiful assistant in half..."

Woman: "Here she comes! Oh... oh... God! You brought out another one! I think i'll call that one Suzie!"

Boy: "Do all your friends name their orgasms?"

Woman: "Oh... oh... oh... only... me...."

Boy: "That was easy! Kewl!"

(The morning after)

Boy: "Darling... can you get us some breakfast in bed? Darling?" (Sees a note on the table, reads out the content) "I am the flower, you are the seed. We walked in the garden... What the fuck?! You crazy poet bitch! You better pray you paid for this room! And who the fuck wants to live in your sick memory!?!"

(Some time later, they meet on the streets)

Boy: "Holy fuck! Shakes-Slut! It's you!"

Woman: "You looked surprised."

Boy: "How many people you know can see their own eyes?"

Woman: "Go figure."

Boy: "So, wanna you know... get together sometime?"

Woman: "Sorry, i'm in love with someone else."

Boy: "He good to you?"

Woman: "He's alright, but i don't get to think of so many names at night."

Boy: "Life sucks yah."

Woman: "Like a nuclear powered vacuum..."

Boy: "Oh well, see'ya around."

Woman: "You too boy..."

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