Incidents...

Well its been yet another busy week and i apologise for my lack of material. A lot of things happening for me these 2 weeks.

Bosses are in Bangkok which means no knocking off early for me. Andy is back from Taiwan which means getting pissed drunk every single night until Wednesday. International cockroaches are travelling to the U.S. for a month, thats good news cos i get to lower my pest control expenses. I was secretly hoping for an unfortunate incident which would see them being wiped out from the face of this earth but then i realised i'd have to sacrifice the rest of the people on the plane. So i guess i'l have to settle for them actually landing safely, and then get exterminated by the pest control people over there.

Funny thing was, my bosses are in Thailand, and there were like 2 Thai families at the pub on Saturday night!

Conversation between Tony, Bernard, Joy, Mr and Mrs Chua and myself...
Thais after 6 bottles of wine and 3 bottles of whiskey : "Chai Chai Chai! Yo Yo Yo! Chai.... Yo...!"

Me : "You know what the irony is? Khoon and Joyce are in Bangkok!"

Everyone : "Hahahahaha.."

Me : "Its like a straight swop! But we only sent 2 over! They sent like, 20 back!"

Bernard : "Must be the exchange rate"

Everyone : "Wahahahaha..."

Mr. Chua : "Eh... can you do an interview with that guy and ask him how it feels to bring a
woman to a pub and have her leave with someone else?"

Me : "He's a little pissed..."

For everyone's benefit, here's what happened later, as "that guy" was leaving, he left me some instructions.

"Lo-bin-san, if-a-someone comes in later, and-a-asks for me, please tell her that i have-a-left because i have-a-waited for a very long time. Thank you."

You are welcomed Mr. Chua...