Uncle! What you doing? (Part II)

One fine Monday morning, i was aboard Bus Service 963E on my way to work (This time it's work, not Hell, Bus 268 goes to Hell). Okay, let me repeat, Bus Service 963E, with the "E" as in "Express". The good thing about this "E" is that it saves me a good 20mins off my journey, the shitty part is that the service skips a considerable number of stops and leaves some poor jokers flagging in vain for a bus that doesn't stop at their bus stop, actually that's also good.

Here's what happened, the traffic that day was particularly bad as it was the first day after the June Holidays. As the bus approached the bus stop which it was NOT supposed to pick up passengers, it sorta got stuck in a "red light plus yellow box" situation, causing it to come to a halt at the position shown in the illustration below.

Here's where, (let's call him) Horny Uncle comes in, while the bus was approaching the bus stop, he was already trying to flag it down like nobody's business. BUT that wasn't going to happen of course. Instead when the bus stopped behind the yellow box, Horny Uncle rushed out to the road and tried to pull a 6/4 Tian-An-Men-Man-Stops-Tank-By-Standing-In-Front-Of-It stunt!
The bus captain was obviously unimpressed by Horny Uncle's animated charade performance and refused to open the door OR run him over. Behind us, a bunch of pissed drivers were already growing impatient and were making their frustrations heard. After about 15 seconds of drama, Horny Uncle finally relented and allowed us to pass, not without giving his signature defiant look and all!

Up to this stage if the thought "Why the name Horny Uncle?" never crossed your mind, shame on you. Nevermind, being the nice guy that i am, i shall explain. You see, Bus Service 963/963E travels to HarbourFront. So..........

963/963E = HarbourFront = Ferry Terminal = Ferry Trip = Batam = 2nd/3rd/4th wife

Poor Uncle must be rushing to make his weekly CPF contributions (to the GDP of the island)...