Fat Slut! What you doing? (Part Whatever)
Yes people, this is the 3rd installment of the popular "What you doing?" series. The star of our post today is a rather "big boned" female student, who is under the assumption that her english is pretty good, and boy does she have an attitude. So lets call her Fat Slut shall we? Yes? Moving right along...
It was a Friday morning, and yes, once again i was lucky enough to board bus service 963E. (For the benefit of those who don't know what the "E" means, click here) As the bus reached Bukit Panjang, Fat Slut came on board after hesitating for half a second. I could sense that she was unsure what the "E" in 963E meant as she kept very close to the exit door on the left side of the bus, causing it to tilt ever so slightly when negotiating left turns.
As the bus neared her school, she did what every law abiding citizen would do and pressed the bell to signal her intention to alight. Little did she know that 963E does not serve the bus stop in front of her school. Even little-er did she realise that the bus doesn't stop at the next stop after her school, nor the next stop after that, nor the next next stop after that!
When the drove pass her stop, Fat Slut thought the driver has purposely missed her stop, so she frantically pressed the bell in hope of getting the driver to stop at the next one. When the bus whizzed pass the next stop without stopping, Fat Slut, whom i can see was almost going to get a stroke, decided that the best way to voice her protest, was to irritate the hell out of ever other passenger by pressing the bell every 5 seconds!
One thousand two thousand three thousand four thousand "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
One thousand two thousand three thousand four thousand "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
One thousand two thousand three thousand four thousand "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
One thousand two thousand three thousand four thousand "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
One thousand two thousand three thousand four thousand "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
By now Fat Slut had succeed in attracting the attention of EVERONE on the bus. The driver looked through his rear view mirror, gave a "Press lor, i'm not going to stop" look and carried on driving. I swear that with every passing bus stop we passed, the smug look on the driver grew more and more obvious. Of course yours truly was enjoying every moment of it as well. It's like watching the World Cup, when you shout "Ole" everytime your favourite team completes a pass, i felt like standing up and shouting "Ole" as the bus drove pass every bus stop without stopping.
Avoiding eye-contact with everyone, a defeated Fat Slut made her way towards the driver and had a few words with him. That was when she found out the brutal truth. A total of 4 stops later, the bus finally stops and Fat Slut alights, knowing damn well that she made a complete fool of herself in public.
This little episode teaches us, "Not to make yourself look more stupid than you already are". Fat Slut, i dedicate this post to you. Hope that your sorry excuse for a brain understands this valuable lesson that life has decided to teach you. God Bless...
It was a Friday morning, and yes, once again i was lucky enough to board bus service 963E. (For the benefit of those who don't know what the "E" means, click here) As the bus reached Bukit Panjang, Fat Slut came on board after hesitating for half a second. I could sense that she was unsure what the "E" in 963E meant as she kept very close to the exit door on the left side of the bus, causing it to tilt ever so slightly when negotiating left turns.
As the bus neared her school, she did what every law abiding citizen would do and pressed the bell to signal her intention to alight. Little did she know that 963E does not serve the bus stop in front of her school. Even little-er did she realise that the bus doesn't stop at the next stop after her school, nor the next stop after that, nor the next next stop after that!
When the drove pass her stop, Fat Slut thought the driver has purposely missed her stop, so she frantically pressed the bell in hope of getting the driver to stop at the next one. When the bus whizzed pass the next stop without stopping, Fat Slut, whom i can see was almost going to get a stroke, decided that the best way to voice her protest, was to irritate the hell out of ever other passenger by pressing the bell every 5 seconds!
One thousand two thousand three thousand four thousand "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
One thousand two thousand three thousand four thousand "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
One thousand two thousand three thousand four thousand "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
One thousand two thousand three thousand four thousand "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
One thousand two thousand three thousand four thousand "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
By now Fat Slut had succeed in attracting the attention of EVERONE on the bus. The driver looked through his rear view mirror, gave a "Press lor, i'm not going to stop" look and carried on driving. I swear that with every passing bus stop we passed, the smug look on the driver grew more and more obvious. Of course yours truly was enjoying every moment of it as well. It's like watching the World Cup, when you shout "Ole" everytime your favourite team completes a pass, i felt like standing up and shouting "Ole" as the bus drove pass every bus stop without stopping.
Avoiding eye-contact with everyone, a defeated Fat Slut made her way towards the driver and had a few words with him. That was when she found out the brutal truth. A total of 4 stops later, the bus finally stops and Fat Slut alights, knowing damn well that she made a complete fool of herself in public.
This little episode teaches us, "Not to make yourself look more stupid than you already are". Fat Slut, i dedicate this post to you. Hope that your sorry excuse for a brain understands this valuable lesson that life has decided to teach you. God Bless...
posted by Yapster at
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
2 Comments:
lolx. wao.
my bus trip to school = boring.
worse. my bus broke down.
i need more crazy people on the bus.
Excellent, love it! » » »
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