2 Lessons

News from BBC World...

"A Malaysian princess has been murdered while trying to defend her husband from the couple's 21-year-old son.
Police say the youth, who is the nephew of the sultan of the Malaysian state of Pahang, died later in hospital apparently from a drug overdose.
Malaysian royalty seem to have suffered more than their fair share of tragedy and scandal in recent years.
In 2002, the young second wife of a prince from the state of Parak's royal family was murdered. The prince's first wife was arrested but released without charge during the investigation. Four men, including two black magicians, were eventually convicted of her murder."

Lesson 1 : Stay away from drugs, you are less likely to get killed.

Lesson 2 : For your next party, hire white magicians instead, you are less likely to get killed.