Are you a CAVE Dweller?

Actually had the pleasure to watch Prime Time Morning on CNA because it is the start of my term break. Well, the day's topic was about a survey done on the apparent "engagement level" of employees in an organization. When i first read the caption, i was like "Huh? What engagement level? You mean they actually conducted a region-wide survey on office romance? What kind of corporate crap is this?"

Thanks to Mr. Gopal (At this point, i'm trying my best NOT to replace all my W's with V's), i've gotten to know the meaning of "Employee Engagement Level" very very velle.... The most interesting part was when our friend mentioned the term "CAVE Dweller".

Constantly
Against
Virtually
Everything

If you are a CAVE employee, it means you disagree veeth everything your Bosses say, veehich means that you spend more time complaining about your Boss than actually doing work. This is usually the result of low levels of employee engagement.

Vow! i didn't know bitching about my boss would be so counter-productive. So people, just for today, ask yourself, "Am i a CAVE Dweller?". If so, please feel free to share with me what you intend to do about it. Below are some suggested solutions...

1. Vhy bitch about your Boss vhen you are much better off kissing his/her ass?

2. Vhy bitch about your Boss vhen you actually have control over the amount of lead that goes into his/her morning cuppa?

3. Vhy bitch about your Boss vhen you can bitch about something more meaningful, like the state of your office toilet?

4. Vhy bitch about your Boss vhen you can actually bitch about the moron who hired your Boss?

5. Vhy bitch about your Boss vhen you should be focusing your efforts into ousting him/her?