Have you ever?

How many of you people have ever been in the situation whereby you follow instructions you kena fuck because you are an 'order taker' who can't think out of the box, when you try to be creative and think out of the box you kena fuck twice as hard again because you cannot follow simple instructions?

It's like asking you to choose between jumping off a 100 storey building and jumping off a 50 storey building, twice.

And which fucking idiot came up with this stupid 'think out of the box' phrase? Who says thinking has to be associated with boxes anyway? I suppose that moron left his/her brain in a box while coming up with that phrase!

Now can someone think out of the box and give me a more logical phrase...