Classic Conversations II

Telephone conversations that are out of this world...

Agent :"... alright Mr. Wong, i will get my security advisors to give you a call regarding this issue, if you don't mind Mr. Wong, can i have your full name or initials?"

Wong :"Okay..."

Agent :"Okay Mr. Wong, your initials are?" (Ready with pen and paper)

Wong :"Okay..."

Agent :"... erm Mr. Wong, your initials?"

Wong :"O. K. Wong"

Agent :"Orh! Mr. O. K. Wong, okay okay"

Kan Nin Nah damn funny lor! I laugh until flip! Here's another one, luckily this didn't happen to me.

Agent :"Hi good afternoon Sir, this is Agent here speaking, i'm calling from All Die Together and the purpose of my call is to let you know about the promotion ..." (Confidently delivers his well-rehearsed sales pitch)

Moment of silence...

Agent :"What? You want to terminate? Oh okay okay, sorry Sir"

Turns out he called an unsatisfied customer! Today we got this...

Agent :"May i know why you say you don't need a security system?"

Prospect :"Here got more than 10 dogs."

Agent :"???"

God this is a thankless job!