I feel like Barrichello...
God, now i realise how Barrichello feels! Barri-who? Rubens Barrichello lah! Former Team Ferrari driver.
Over the past 2 weeks, i learned first-hand how it feels to be treated as second best, ironic, yes? Things didn't go according to plan, and apparently im not going to be top salesman for this internship. "The Captain" has singled out her choice as to whichever Intern has the most potential to generate 100 leads this month (and hopefully be eligible to claim commission) and concentrated all her attention on this Intern.
As in Team Ferrari, once they found out that their number one driver is Schumacher, they fitted him with the better engine, pump Shell V-Power with FMT for him, gave him the fast-like-ninja pit crew, and asked Barrichello give way for him to claim the checkered flag in some races.
Knowing that i can only play second fiddle in this situation, i quietly went about my daily activities, lying low, not drawing any attention to myself whatsoever. "Great!", i thought "No pressure on me to perform, anyways cannot claim commission!"
BUT! Team Ferrari still expects poor Barrichello to get a fucking podium finish! Fuck you understand! Schumacher gets to screw TWO race queens, pop the biggest bottle of champagne, spray the fucking champagne at the TWO race queens, sit in the middle during press conference and choose to answer the fucking questions from the fucking reporters in any fucking language he fucking wants!
Barrichello gets what? Non-alcholic sparking wine, one small "Made in China" trophy, race queen the face like kena run over by F1 car like that and the only fucking reporters don't even want to ask him any fucking questions.
Poor dude, given a KIA engine, pump Shell 92, the pit crew slow like fuck, sometimes still must dismount himself and help during pit stop. How you expect him to finish on the podium?! Don't dream lah!
I generated 40 plus leads this month, 5 of which are already closed. I made good money for the company but i won't be rewarded with the commission i deserve. Yet you still want to "rape" me every other day and expect me to work my ass off for you. No can do. If not for my grade, i would have given up.
It's Thursday, tomorrow is our financial month end, Schumacher has 90 plus leads with a total of 8 sales closed, Barrichello has 40 plus leads, also a total of 8 sales closed. It's going to be a Ferrari One-Two, but guess who will be smiling in the end?
Over the past 2 weeks, i learned first-hand how it feels to be treated as second best, ironic, yes? Things didn't go according to plan, and apparently im not going to be top salesman for this internship. "The Captain" has singled out her choice as to whichever Intern has the most potential to generate 100 leads this month (and hopefully be eligible to claim commission) and concentrated all her attention on this Intern.
As in Team Ferrari, once they found out that their number one driver is Schumacher, they fitted him with the better engine, pump Shell V-Power with FMT for him, gave him the fast-like-ninja pit crew, and asked Barrichello give way for him to claim the checkered flag in some races.
Knowing that i can only play second fiddle in this situation, i quietly went about my daily activities, lying low, not drawing any attention to myself whatsoever. "Great!", i thought "No pressure on me to perform, anyways cannot claim commission!"
BUT! Team Ferrari still expects poor Barrichello to get a fucking podium finish! Fuck you understand! Schumacher gets to screw TWO race queens, pop the biggest bottle of champagne, spray the fucking champagne at the TWO race queens, sit in the middle during press conference and choose to answer the fucking questions from the fucking reporters in any fucking language he fucking wants!
Barrichello gets what? Non-alcholic sparking wine, one small "Made in China" trophy, race queen the face like kena run over by F1 car like that and the only fucking reporters don't even want to ask him any fucking questions.
Poor dude, given a KIA engine, pump Shell 92, the pit crew slow like fuck, sometimes still must dismount himself and help during pit stop. How you expect him to finish on the podium?! Don't dream lah!
I generated 40 plus leads this month, 5 of which are already closed. I made good money for the company but i won't be rewarded with the commission i deserve. Yet you still want to "rape" me every other day and expect me to work my ass off for you. No can do. If not for my grade, i would have given up.
It's Thursday, tomorrow is our financial month end, Schumacher has 90 plus leads with a total of 8 sales closed, Barrichello has 40 plus leads, also a total of 8 sales closed. It's going to be a Ferrari One-Two, but guess who will be smiling in the end?
posted by Yapster at
Thursday, April 20, 2006
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