Monday, April 10, 2006

Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse...

Current situation

- Fucked up corporate management

- Always kena gang rape because of other people's mistakes

- Unable to achieve daily quota

- Mounting pressure to match Key Performance Indicators

- Morale is rock bottom

- Pay delayed for more than 2 weeks

Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, this announcement was made today.

"Students who do not to generate 100 or more leads a month are not eligible for commission claims. . ."

Kan Nin Lao Bu, Lao Peh, Ah Kong, Ah Mah, Zhor Zong Chup Bueh Dai, Dua Hia, Dua Ji, Sio Beh, See Gin Ah, Pua Chee Bye, Lan Chiao, Neh Neh Pok, Ku Bye, Ku Ku Chiao, Lam Par Ji Tua Sway Liap, Doh Lan Her!
(Loosely translates to "Fuck your mother, father, grandfather, grandmother, ancestors for 18 generations, elder brothers, elder sisters, younger siblings, dead children, torn cunt, penis, breast, bird cunt, bird penis, testicles one big one small, burning penis fire!")

Ahem, pardon me but next time this sort of thing can say earlier? Thanks to this piece of news i officially declare that "LIM PEH SIAN LIAO".

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