Stop Bitching About Coming "Back To Reality"!

Are you one of those who post your online status as "Back To Reality. Sigh." when you return to work after some time off? Well, look here.

Was your holiday not real?

Was the time spent during office hours bargain-hunting for that perfect holiday not real?

Was the herpes (other STDs are available) that you caught during above mentioned holiday not real?

Do I have to point out that without this so-called "reality" that you are whining about, you would probably not be able to afford the time off which is the cause of your complains about going back to work in the first place?

So be thankful that you could afford time off work and SHUT THE HELL UP!